so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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