Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It's never too late to be topless.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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