she looked like the before picture.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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