So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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