If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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