new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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