You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I deserve this hangover.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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