Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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