how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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