I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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