they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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