It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
