I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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