Whod you bang
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
This is not my ceiling
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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