How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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