yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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