Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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