i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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