How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
