At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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