im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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