can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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