this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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