I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I'm having to shit out rocks
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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