Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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