This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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