honey bunches of taint.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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