she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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