at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She bit a glass in half.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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