gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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