what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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