I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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