I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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