Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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