I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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