i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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