Old men and throwing up are my life now.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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