It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Randomize
