we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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