Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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