Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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