this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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