You made me cry and you don't even care
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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