come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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