sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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