i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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