at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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