My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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