chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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