how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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