I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Randomize