Cold hands, warm shart.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm at about main and main street
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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