you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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