Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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