Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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