just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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