I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Randomize
