oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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