Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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