no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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