I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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