Buhtt sex?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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